1. Why did the pen break up with the pencil? They couldn’t draw a line together. 2. I tried to write with a broken pen, but it was pointless. 3. I used to be a doctor but had terrible handwriting, so now I’m a pen pal instead… See more

1. What do you call a pen in a time machine? A quill-ity ink-storation! 2. Why did the pen become a magician? Because it could write things into existence! 3. Where do pens go for a drink? To the fountain pen! 4. Why can… See more

1. When I lost my pen, I went to the store to buy another one, but I just couldn’t find the write one. 2. Writing with a broken pen is pointless. 3. Some pens just don’t click. 4. A pen that leaks all the time is just a major ink-conveni… See more

1. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless. 2. I keep my pens in a “pen-tagon” shaped holder. 3. The pen is mightier than the swordfish. 4. Two pens were in a fight; it ended in a draw. 5. He didn’t want to share his pen; he … See more