Standing at attention? Begin!

La tee doo
La tee dah
La tee doo
La tee dah

We're called the lovely bunch
The happy lovely bunch
From the Land of La Tee Dah.
Not much gets done, we just have fun
In the Land of La Tee Dah.
(la tee doo...)
We can't complain about gumdrop rain
And the geese lay scrambled eggs.
(scrambled eggs)
The flowers all around make a musical sound
And ya can't help but move your legs!

La tee doo (La tee doo)
La tee dah (La tee dah)
La tee doo (La tee doo)
La tee dah (Well La tee dah)

In the Land of La Tee Dah,
The lovely Land of La Tee Dah
We all get along just fine.
Every eyeball here is googly
And our breath smells just like pine
(just like pine)
Such polite trees saying "Thank you", "Please"
And every pond having purple fish.
There's a wishing well
But we don't wanna change a thing
So no one dares make a wish.

We've climbed the mountains of far off lands
We've sailed the seas, every one.
What a beautiful world we're lucky to have
But we never forget where we're from.

La tee doo (La tee doo)
La tee dah (La tee dah)
La tee doo (La tee doo)
La tee dah (Well La tee dah)