The Earth has been destroyed by the Vogon fleet. You and Ford have hitched ... It's just a matter of waiting around to hear the Captain's poetry reading. See the question about what's going ...

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz reads an example of his poetry to Arthur and Ford. Sadly, Vogon poetry is the third-worst in the universe, and Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is a typical Vogon. This scene, featuring ...

the third worst poetry in the universe. The leader of the Constructor Fleet, Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, offers Arthur and Ford a simple choice: Die in the vacuum of space or tell him how good they ...