3.If you count from 1 to 1,000,000 your lips won't touch until you reach 1,000,000. Jonathan Knowles / Getty Images 4.Try to breathe and swallow at the same time. You can't. 5.It's also impossible ...

"In the end, Trump's first address to Congress was much like his first six weeks: Filled with useful lies, and applauded by useless idiots." More from Variety ...