A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according ...

"After flushing, I sat down, but a few moments later, I felt a sharp pain in my testicles. Something had bitten me. "I reached down, and to my horror, I grabbed a snake by the neck, with its fangs ...