Still, I don't recommend it -- unless, of course, your only reason for buying apple juice is for kids. Something tells me they wouldn't have any complaints. Coming in sixth out of 11, Langers ...

Apple juice is surprisingly hydrating ... you can get a t-shirt with the purchase of four 64-ounce bottles of Langers U.S.A. Grown 100% Apple Juice (plus $1.99 shipping and handling).